Marshall Brain's Blog

That link Ian posted, since it seems to run off the screen and isn't copyable, is this.
 

You mean you guys don't believe the Ark is real? I shall have pity on your soul and ask my prayer group to remember you.

In other news, I caught a leprechaun in my back yard today. I'm hoping he'll show me to a pot of gold somewhere so I can buy some reindeer and fly up to the North pole to visit Santa. I probably should invite the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy 'cause they wanted to investigate his prices on fairy dust and colored eggs.

Sorry, I've got to go. My psychic said I'm supposed to leave my body tonight and visit with my dead relatives in the 5th spiritual realm. And, of course, my horoscope said I'm prone to be late doing things so I better go get ready for bed.

Watch out for those invisible beings.